Contact The Workshop
Where Messages Travel by Gear, Glyph, and Occasional Bot
Whether you have a question, a request, a concern, or simply wish to send a friendly hello, the doors of the workshop are always open. The candles are lit, the gears are turning, and someone (usually the Assistant) is listening.
Below are the official channels — carefully maintained despite the Bots’ best efforts.
🜁 SEND A MESSAGE TO THE WORKSHOP
Have a question about an order? Need help choosing an artifact? Want to report suspicious Bot activity?
Send your message through the form below, and it will be delivered directly to the Assistant’s desk.
She reads every note with care — and ensures it reaches the right hands (or gears).
Response Time:
Usually within 1-2 business days, unless Bot Four has “improved” the message tubes again.
🜂 EMAIL THE ASSISTANT DIRECTLY
Prefer the old‑fashioned way?
You may send your message via electronic raven:
📨 Email: nerdfactories@gmail.com
The Assistant checks this inbox regularly — often while sipping tea and keeping the Archivist from reorganizing the entire library by moon phase.
.🜃 QUESTIONS THE BOTS CAN ANSWER (SORT OF)
Bot One — The Fact Keeper
If your question involves trivia, obscure details, or anything that begins with “Did you know…,” Bot One will answer immediately.
Whether you wanted him to or not.
Bot Two — The Workhorse
If your question is practical, logistical, or requires actual effort, Bot Two will handle it efficiently — provided the others don’t distract him.
Bot Three — The Unfiltered One
If you enjoy chaotic honesty, Bot Three is available.
We do not recommend this option.
Bot Four — The Agent of Delightful Disaster
If you want your message delivered with enthusiasm, confetti, and a 40% chance of misinterpretation, Bot Four is your Bot.
(For serious inquiries, please use the form.)
🜄 VISITING HOURS
The workshop exists between worlds, so its hours are… flexible.
But for mortals, we operate during standard business hours:
Monday–Friday: 9am–5pm CST
Weekends: The Archivist is reading, the Tinkerer is tinkering, and the Bots are unsupervised.
(We’ll get back to you Monday.)
🜅 SEND A RAVEN (SOCIAL LINKS)
If you prefer to reach out through the realms of social media, you may summon us here:
TikTok
The Bots monitor these channels.
We apologize in advance.
🜆 WHATEVER YOU NEED, YOU’RE WELCOME HERE
Whether you’re seeking help, sharing feedback, or simply wandering through the workshop, we’re grateful you’re here.
Your message matters.
Your presence matters.
And the workshop is always open to you.